Soooooooooo, we visited the famous (and wonderful) Threadbear Fiber Arts. Sooooo I was getting my change from the lovely ladies at the counter, and I requested a five and five ones. One of them said, "Beer money?"
So of course being me, I said, "Nah, I need singles for the strip club tonight."
Who knew that little exchange was prophetic and later i would be oh so glad I had a few singles. I mean it was all I could do to pass up this chance to slip a single in there.
THIS showed up at the Stitch and Pitch and I SHIT YOU NOT, it was no more than six feet from me. I think this qualifies for a collective WHAT THE FUCK!!?? How do you not feel a draft all the way down your ass crack huh? It was like 50 degrees. The bonus is, she stood up, pulled up her jeans, pulled down her sweater, sat back down and exposed this. It was actually approximately two inches LESS than was originally exposed. Yeah, this is covered up.
It was like a train wreck. I couldn't look away. Dude, if you show up like this at an event with me, you are screaming to be on "The Blog". At least I didn't put her face in the photo right? Consider yourself Kinneared, honey!
Anywho, it was a super fun night, even though a bit cold and rainy. The Lansing Lugnuts beat the crap out the Dayton Dragons! (Go Nuts) You know I couldn't pass that up.
The ladies I went with did the YMCA dance. Hey spelling is hard.
LOL it was funny. I liked it.
There was Threadbear fun.
Deb did some shopping:
Why yes, Deb. I do think that will make a shawl that is just your color. It coordinates perfectly with her hair doesn't it?
KaRi took photos, so I took a photo of her taking a photo next to sock yarn.
Val paid for her purchases. That blonde lady is the one who knew where the strip club was. I feel like Maury exposing this "secret" of hers.
All in all, a great night. Freezing, but great.
Please people, don't abuse crack. Hey where were her underpants anyway?