Monday, August 3, 2009

So Good News! Or Why You Should Never Fuck With a Knitter

I finished the knitting on the Faux Russian Stole this morning! I was really trying to finish before bed last night, but I couldn't do it. I will wash and block it either this afternoon, or tomorrow, but woo hoo!


PuhLUS I picked out my next lace project, but I'm going to force myself to finish Vivian first.

Also, there is a lesson in this post. I love movies. The other day i went to the video store for the first time in quite awhile and realized that i could sit and knit and watch new movies for a week solid. I digress . . .

So I watch movies On Demand quite a bit. Recently - in two separate movies - I saw people murdered with knitting needles. So of course, because I love youse guys, I took pictures.


I don't know, size 15 maybe? Hard to say. He was a bad guy, so you know, not too upsetting.


Come to think of it, this one is a bad guy too. Plus the needle wielder (say that five times fast) has a broken leg. Poor thing, but she had the needle hidden in her cast. She slid that bitch out and BLAM! He never knew what purled him.

All I can say is: Let this be a lesson to those who might feel the need to comment on the size of the stash or something.


  1. You finished it! Yay! I'm so proud of you!

    I bet the chick with the cast was using it to itch. I know I would.

  2. "never knew what purled him"

  3. OMG. I'm laughing so hard at the "never knew what purled him" however, I have to say these things sadden me, as they are likely why knitting needles are banned on Australian airlines. Which hurts.

  4. LOL... So... which movies were they? :-)

  5. I think you are right about not messing with knitters.

    I think your stole is divine. It is so awesome great work.


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